60. Best Mistake I’ve Ever Made – Joanna Wang
I can’t get my Math, Science and Geography right.My English isn’t fantastic, 我的华文半桶水, I’m fat, unpretty, I probably cannot get into elite schools forever, I can’t measure up to many people, I have a bad mouth half the time, I speak too bluntly, I speak my mind,I don’t know how to treasure my stuff, I’m lazy, I download music off the WWW, I haven’t been the best friend, never been a good daughter, don’t ever produce amazing results, don’t have much luck, don’t know how to love,I’m a worry wart, as so some people say. I’m a dreamer, not a do-er. I can’t do Math and Science for nuts, I strongly believe in passion for things over realistic measures, I prefer to be oblivious, I don’t have a positive attitude for many things, I don’t know what to do with my life half the time, I’m fickle minded, lack self responsibility and commitment.I tend to repeat myself a lot. I have no sense of direction on where I’m heading, some people thinks that if I continue to bend on what I want,I’ll end up doing something I will never enjoy .I have low self esteem and lack a huge chunk of confidence although I seem like it .I fucking hate people who thinks that I’m materialistic, this is a big fuck you to you. I think I’m having some sort of emotional unbalance now, I depend quite a lot on sleep inducing pills,I have extremely bad complexion .
I will never be proud of myself .
Will you still talk to me?
56. Jane Doe – Converge
I haven’t been shopping for the longest time .I think I might be breaking down soon .I want so many things, if I happen to strike lottery .I’ll go to Ann Siang and/or Paragon and just shop .If I happen to list down everything I want, everybody’ll just be like, “ohmygod, she’s so materialistic !” .Whatever srsly, tell me you’ll choose a Zinc bag over a Balenciaga .
Have I mentioned that I’m in desperate need of a new fragrance ?Anna Sui Secret Wish and Secret Wish Limited Edition smells almost the same .
Have I almost mentioned that I have zero pairs of shoes that is suitable to wear out ?I’m left with my Nue suede flats, 2 Chucks, 2 Havaianas and Zara & Topshop flats which I don’t wear .I’ve thrown away all my shoes, excluding poor Nikes which I’ve conveniently ignored .Impulsive shopping, tsk .I WANT MY SUEDE HEELS BACK :( I DON’T CARE IF I’M 1.68M I STILL WANT TO WEAR MY HEELS .
Remember this particular article on Seventeen for the 30 best penny-pinching tips ?(For the record, I don’t read Seventeen magazine, my cousin works at FHM and he got me a tonne of magazine for free.)
I think the only one which works for me is, Taxi-pooling .That’s .frikkin .all .
I want to go to Marks & Spencers for grocery shopping .
I bloody need to go overseas for a break although I’ve said not to travel this year .I think the last time I travelled was to HongKong .Donkey years ago .
School timetable sucks big time .I don’t know how long is this going to last ._. Let’s all crash and burn soon, real soon .
Robin, you bluff me, you didn’t help me advert Rockabilla :( .
I’M BLOGGING IN GROSS SENTENCE STRUCTURE BECAUSE I HAVE A SECRET TO TELL YOU .I FEEL LIKE DROPPING ALL THE SUBJECTS AND JUST DIE BECAUSE F&N IS SO ANNOYING I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO .I’M BEGINNING TO APPRECIATE MATH BECAUSE I CAN DO IT AND SCIENCE IS JUST BLOODY ANNOYING . DO YOU WANT TO RECOMMEND ANY SCIENCE TEACHER FOR ME ? SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY PATIENT WHO IS WILLING TO TEACH RIGHT FROM THE START ?HMM ?SERIOUSLY ?
I KNOW O’LEVELS IS AN EASY THING .JUST CONSTANT STUDYING .BUT HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE REALLY STUDY CONSTANTLY ?HMM ?SOMETIMES WE’RE JUST SO TIRED THAT WE CAN’T EVEN BLABBER A WORD OUT .I DON’T WANT TO BE DEEMED AS SOMEONE WHO CANNOT HANDLE OLEVELS, BECAUSE IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE O’LEVELS, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH GONE .MANY TOLD ME I CAN’T DO WELL IN SECONDARY SCHOOL BUT I CAN EXCEL VERY MUCH IN POLY .I DON’T KNOW HOW TRUE IS THAT BUT I CANNOT WAIT TILL EVERYTHING IS FINE AND DANDY AND EVERYBODY SINGS ABOUT RAINBOWS, UNICORNS WITH MARSHMELLOWS AND HOT CHOCOLATE .HONEY POTS AND BUTTERFLIES .
ONE DAY, JUST ONE DAY I’LL ACTUALLY SMILE FOR REAL AND BE CONTENTED WITH EVERY LITTLE THING IN LIFE .MEANTIME, I’LL JUST PRAY THAT I DIDN’T EAT ANYTHING WITH MONOSODIUM GLUCATMATE AND DO PROBABILITY .
AND CAN YOU FREAKING 8 POINTERS STOP GOING TO POLYTECHNICS ?WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO POLY WHEN YOU GUYS CAN GO JC JUST GO JC LAH . WALAU WHY YOU ALL LIKE THAT . 8 POINTS GO POLY FOR WHAT . WHY . WHY . WHY .
51. Never Take Friendship Personal – Anberlin
Informal phrase of the term .
Dirty laundry
n. Informal
做人要诚实, 敢做敢当, 不要推卸责认!使人讨厌。
今天我超生气！就是有些人的行为看了想吐。 不要以为找几个人来ｄｉａｏ我，我就会被吓倒。他妈的，本小姐今天心情不好，跟老妈子吵架。Rｅｃｅｓｓ 的时候看到几个人脸，越看越不爽。这几天， 我一直在骂粗话，ｔｈａｎｋｓ ｔｏ 有些人，明明知道我最讨厌这种无聊的东东，可是偏偏在我身上发生。我刚发掘，用华文打字的时候不能 ｃａｐｉｔａｌｉｚｅ 有一点点兰 cannot really express anger 。
他妈的, Ｍｒｓ． Ｐｅｎｇ 又把整个课室的 ｓｅａｔｉｎｇ ａｒｒａｎｇｅｍｅｎｔ 换掉，好像很好玩这样。
世界上有两种人，一种是你喜欢的，一种是你不喜欢的。你懂为什么有这样多人讨厌你吗？ 其实，我也不懂，我很想懂为设么突然间有这么多人不喜欢你。我觉得你应该是在怪我们，but, 我不管，我知道自己没做错事就好了。老实讲，友情都没了，还要在那里哭哭啼啼，没有就算了lah ! Walau, 事清从前年发生到现在还在讲！Sｉｂｅｈ ｓｉａｎ ｃａｎ ？不知道及时才能解决 。因为，我 bloody 讨厌人家 ｄｉａｏ 我！
我不知道为什么会用华文来 ｂｌｏｇ， 应该是无聊，吃饱没事做 。
本小姐还是很生气， 不懂会生气多久，Nｅｌｓｏｎ 说我不应该生气，应为对方会很爽。怎样不生气 ？！算了，大人有大谅 ， 我是好人，我不随随便便瞪别人。
为什么我这样喜欢讲为什么呢？
我觉得用华文 blog 的时候，华文会进步，因为，
华文 cool .
PS: ｔｙｐｅ错不可以笑我 。
49. 单数 – 曹格
Because of the fact that I had a really bad day today, I shall just blog in baby pink. Woke up 6 in the morning feeling like I just went through a wrestling match the night before. Why ?Had school till 2:15pm, went off for English Oral Examination (which went pretty smoothly) till 4 odd .Studied Vectors in 2 Dimension till 5:45pm and went off with Elizococopuffs .It was pouring . like . crazy .
Went to Aunty Joan’s house and Boris and Brandon was around. I cannot imagine if I had 2 younger brothers, they’re so messy! Waited till the tuition teacher came which was about 1.5 hours of wait. I was soaked from head to toe, literally.That tuition teacher was actually my last Science tuition teacher at Jurong, who mysteriously left for some weird reason. He’s good .
He went on and on about Chemical Analysis, then he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said, “there’s not a boy in school that I can even picture myself to be his girlfriend”.Then he said, ” oh, that’s true, you’re so whiny, maybe nobody likes you !Haha .. No lah, once you go to Poly, there will be an entire school of boys for you to choose.” So for the next 5 minutes we were talking about boys and poly education and .Entire school of boys to choose from ?I’d rather see it as an entire sea of raging hormones.
Went off at 10+ when tuition started around 7pm. Cabbed home and checked mails, spoke to LiJi and some other people before I sat on my bed, in my comfortable Pjs, only that I couldn’t fall asleep .Great .Melatonin 3 comes into the picture .
Walked to the bus stop with my Hi-Cuts mumbling a prayer that nobody will catch my shoes and in the middle of the road. I had a flashback of my pink OBEY wallet lying on the table -_- .
Walked back to the Guard’s house and saw my best friend and I asked him for 60cents to take the bus. THEN I realized I had $10 in my pocket. I could just take a cab to school and not be late. Voila, I was late and .. nothing much happened.
I saw a decapitated, de-gutted and rotting rat just outside school and I stood there for a whole 1 minute staring at the flies and the dead rat.Smart move, Linxi.
My ankle isn’t recovering and one happy thing to be happy about is, I only couldn’t find one vector in the entire test.Yay .I cannot find my black *emo* notebook .
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[ 林 汉 良 ] Chosen. says (9:33 PM):
your emo-ness is gone
Linny. Where’s my Emo Notebook ? *cries* says (9:33 PM):
huh .
yea ._.
and i feel twice as worse .
[ 林 汉 良 ] Chosen. says (9:34 PM):
great
celebrate
Linny. Where’s my Emo Notebook ? *cries* says (9:34 PM):
*pops Moet & Chandon*
[ 林 汉 良 ] Chosen. says (9:34 PM):
drink more whiskey
it helps too .
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Thank You, Joel from www.fixtheipod.com. Although I don’t know who you are but I think you’re the coolest guy on earth because you gave me a $10 discount and free iPod protective films.
K, I’m going to study Geography and talk to Robin and Richie .
